That is not a shitty Youtube video montage. That is the future. That is the present. That is the single biggest thing around, the thing that will force the world of pro wrestling to bend to its will, the singular presence of sheer power and technical brilliance. That is electrified marrow. That is a shimmering, pasty ballet of brutality splayed across a canvass.
That is American Dragon, Bryan Danielson.
It’s mid-to-late August everyone, and you know what that means!
No, not football. Real football doesn’t start ’till later.
College football is still football. Keep guessing!
Baseball’s kinda lame right now.
…we are, in fact, in the middle of Air Show season. You’re closest. I guess.
Anyway: SUMMERSLAM.
(Note: This column does not, in any way, support or approve of that pop for John Cena. Or John Cena in general. The Return of the Wrestling Recap! – after the jump.
Welcome to WWE Recap! This is going up really late on a Tuesday afternoon, which means that everyone is already geared up for ECW! Oh wait no one is! EXTREME
WWE RAW
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DUDE THAT’S MY P’ZONE, IN YOUR HOUSE
Man, so awesome. I used to spend boring hours in class trying to figure out what the lyrics were to that song.
Ah, good ol’ Raw. The WWE just doesn’t look as good in blue on broadcast television, which may or may not make me classist. I hope it does – it’s nice to be a part of things. Not only is this the first Recap I’d being doing of Raw, but it’s also the Raw after a major pay-per-view, and those are always fun. Or at least I remember them always being fun, because somehow I remember Mankind winning his first world title the night after a pay-per-view, even though it turns out that I have a shitty memory (who knew!). But still, good episode last night.
