Sabermetrics + Me = Samermetrics
A physical representation of Samermetrics.
Uh, introducing Samermetrics?
Since baseball stats these days are bullshit, (What the fuck’s UZR? Ultimate Z-Job Rating? Please.) I decided to make my own. And because my name, Samer, is one consonant away from being the word “Saber” (a fuckin’ sweet sword), I’ll just plug my name in there for catchy trademark purposes. Get ready for your stupid lame-ass statistics to be fucked in the ear.
