The Rookies

Let us look at the awful majesty, the retarded brilliance of this:

Can you even find a good place to start bashing that caption? What could have been the thought process here:

ESPN.COM HOME PAGE WRITER: Zack Greinke? Who the hell is that? What are the Royals? That’s not Justin Verlander’s team! (spends three seconds looking up wins, losses, and ERA) A-HA!

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Hey kids, do you like puns? Do you like cheapening one of the greatest catches in football history? Do you like long-dead pop culture phenomena, OR have you been cryogenically frozen for the last three years? As always, ESPN has you covered.  (get it is like football!)

Also, you should really check out this bike.

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(Picture courtesy of ESPN, of course)