The Rookies

Hey everyone, SamerOchoCinco here with your RANT tonight. We got boobs, music, and a couple paragraphs on sports. CLICK THE JUMP DOUCHEBAG!
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As a sophomore at the University of New Hampshire, James van Riemsdyk decided to give up the rest of his years of eligibility and sign a deal with the Flyers to go pro. He also signed an amateur deal that lets him instantly play with the AHL affiliate, the Philadelphia Phantoms.
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Well, this was probably my worst March Madness year ever. I’m not going to complain about my bracket any more than this, but I just wanted to show how terrible it was for me. At least now I can watch the March Madness games for fun, and root for UConn, who I had losing to Memphis, to win it all since it’s the closest school to me. Share your stories of Final Four woe, or make fun of me.

-SamerOchoCinco

The Men’s NCAA Hockey Tournament starts this weekend, with 16 teams vying for the National Title that takes place in our Nation’s Capital. For Friday, March 27, here are the games of the West and East Regions. The first two, more composed ones are written by rovitz, and the rambling ones with no real knowledge are written by me, SamerOchoCinco.
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I’ve had like two posts about Katy Mixon and her amazing boobs, and in the second one I talked about how she showed said amazing boobs on the last episode (for now) of Eastbound and Down. Although in that post I specifically said I wasn’t a hundred percent sure that they were her boobs, I’m doing this post out of the kindness of my heart. I just want to show you what that last post, with the tag “KATY MIXON’S BOOBS,” did for The Rookies.
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Would you like to help out a friend and write about the NCAA Hockey Frozen Four coming up next week? rovitz and I will be writing previews, and if anyone would like to, you can write about as much as a team to a whole region! No writing about UNH, though. That’s mine.

Send me an e-mail at skalaf21@gmail.com with the subject title as something like “college hockey preview” or something so I don’t get it mixed up with the numerous amount of e-mails I have from supermodels looking for a heated one-night stand.

-SamerOchoCinco

In case you don’t have anything to do after the Big Dance, you should watch the Frozen Four, NCAA’s college hockey tournament. This schedule was taken from here. My predicted winners are in bold.
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At about noon today, President Barack Obama released his brackets for everyone to see. For the most part, there were no real surprises. I take issue with a couple of his choices, however.
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My, how one proposition changes everything. Not only has Jay Cutler sold his house (apparently it wasn’t his primary house though), but he has demanded for some kind of trade. This shit just got real.
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Here’s the bracket.

Talk about it or something.

-SamerOchoCinco