Ron Artest Lives a Life Stranger Than Fiction
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t. — Mark Twain
Coming to you live from a theme park in Hong Kong, the Tru Warier explains the Detroit brawl (“I wanted to beat they ass”) with a full-on re-enactment, a series of increasingly lengthy and odd interruptions for pictures with adoring fans, the phrase “bitch slap,” a logo that will haunt your soul, sound effects of all sorts, and a jellyfish t-shirt.
Ron Artest is the most interesting man in the world.
