The Rookies

GIS don't fail me now.

The lady behind the Walgreens counter picked up on my arched eyebrow as I looked at the featured item on display: A brownie…from Oreo? This was news to me, so I burned a buck and bought one.

I’d love to show you the brownie, the packaging, or anything to prove this product exists. But weirdly, it’s not one of the 53 (!) products listed at the Oreo website. So you’ll have to just take my word that this thing was real, and is now in my tummy. Read the rest of this entry →

Stunning as always.

Look, if this blog does anything, it’s worship Miranda Kerr. If it has something to do with our golden goddess, you can be sure that we’ve seen it and discussed it. But this one snuck under our radar—which was up, if you get my drift.

In any case, there are galleries at Egotastic and Celebridiot (which lives up to its name by calling Miranda an “NBA wife”) for your perusal, and this seems like a good place to announce that we’ll probably be live blogging the ESPYs Sunday night. No, really.

Update: Well, we didn’t. Oops.

Why are you laughing?

Welcome back to the RANT, rovitz here, and damn it feels good to be done with school for a little bit and on spring break. Sorry for not being around the past few nights, between tons of homework and other things that shall not be mentioned on here, I haven’t had time. Without further ado, here we go! Read the rest of this entry →

Welcome to the Weekend RANT, today’s is a special one with Valentines Day and all this weekend. Plus, today is the world premiere of the newest guest to The Rookies lineup. Onward and upwards, here we go! Read the rest of this entry →