ESPN: Where C.C. Sabathia Got Jobbed
Let us look at the awful majesty, the retarded brilliance of this:

Can you even find a good place to start bashing that caption? What could have been the thought process here:
ESPN.COM HOME PAGE WRITER: Zack Greinke? Who the hell is that? What are the Royals? That’s not Justin Verlander’s team! (spends three seconds looking up wins, losses, and ERA) A-HA!