Archive for the ‘The Derrida Drop’Category
ESPN: Where C.C. Sabathia Got Jobbed
Let us look at the awful majesty, the retarded brilliance of this:
Can you even find a good place to start bashing that caption? What could have been the thought process here:
ESPN.COM HOME PAGE WRITER: Zack Greinke? Who the hell is that? What are the Royals? That’s not Justin Verlander’s team! (spends three seconds looking up wins, losses, and ERA) A-HA!
17
11 2009
AAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaAaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT?!
I MEAN, HOLY GOD, I JUST….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Who would- I mean, what the- Jesus H. – YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
06
10 2009
Tripping the Light Fantastic: Got to Admit, It’s Getting Better
"You picked me, TDD? Really?"
Tunnels have lights, clouds have silver linings, blah blah blah. Whatever. Things are stupid and will always be stupid. We’ll never be happier/better looking/richer – we will continue to wallow in our little tracks of self-inflicted mediocrity, slowly winding down the soil until it’s just deep enough to lie down and die. Read the rest of this entry →
23
09 2009
Wrestling Recap: Enter the Dragon, WGN Emails (sort of), and Commenter Games!
That is not a shitty Youtube video montage. That is the future. That is the present. That is the single biggest thing around, the thing that will force the world of pro wrestling to bend to its will, the singular presence of sheer power and technical brilliance. That is electrified marrow. That is a shimmering, pasty ballet of brutality splayed across a canvass.
That is American Dragon, Bryan Danielson.
25
08 2009
Wrestling Recap! – WWE SummerSlam Edition
It’s mid-to-late August everyone, and you know what that means!
No, not football. Real football doesn’t start ’till later.
College football is still football. Keep guessing!
Baseball’s kinda lame right now.
…we are, in fact, in the middle of Air Show season. You’re closest. I guess.
Anyway: SUMMERSLAM.
19
08 2009
WRESTLING RECAP! The Return
(Note: This column does not, in any way, support or approve of that pop for John Cena. Or John Cena in general. The Return of the Wrestling Recap! – after the jump.
03
08 2009
Why I Root: Buffalo Bills
That's right, two of these are about Buffalo. Deal with it.
I hate fan rules. Fan rules, in general, make me angrier than apartheid and Triple H combined. Don’t say ‘no-hitter’ or ‘perfect game’! You can only have one team you root for in a specific sport! If your team moves, you should still root for them! Are people fucking serious? It’s sports. No, it’s not even sports – it’s watching sports. You know what making rules about watching sports is like? No, you don’t, and neither do I because IT IS REMARKABLY INCONSEQUENTIAL. It reminds me of all the inane conversations that happened at keggers in college about how drunk someone needs to be to actually be ‘drunk’, or what constituted a muscle shirt. (Also, to anyone who went to college with me, or talked to me about college, or has ever seen Animal House: FUCK YOU)
