Credit: ESPN.
All the stupid fans on Twitter and all the commentators on Baseball Tonight said it was the beginning of the end for the San Francisco Giants after Ryan Spilborghs hit a walk-off in extra innings. Read the rest of this entry →
A physical representation of Samermetrics.
Uh, introducing Samermetrics?
Since baseball stats these days are bullshit, (What the fuck’s UZR? Ultimate Z-Job Rating? Please.) I decided to make my own. And because my name, Samer, is one consonant away from being the word “Saber” (a fuckin’ sweet sword), I’ll just plug my name in there for catchy trademark purposes. Get ready for your stupid lame-ass statistics to be fucked in the ear.
Me and Girl. Yes, that actually is me and her. No, really. (That Lacoste polo is fake, by the way. I'm not rich.)
Driving on the highway from my minuscule town in New Hampshire listening to Andrew W.K. announce the proper way to party, I shoved a handful of Reese’s Pieces in my mouth and washed it down with some Vitamin Water. It was about 1 in the afternoon, and that was the first edible thing I had put into my stomach that day. With this rough start, I didn’t feel like this was a good choice of a day to see the Red Sox play the Tigers at Fenway Park.
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