Posts by piniellaspinata:
Norman Chad: Couch Grouch
July 20th, 2009
You may think Norman Chad is thinking. TRUST ME HE IS NOT.
Look, I don’t have a lot of pet peeves (except for bandwagon fans, gratuitous profanity, and hypocrites), but one thing I really hate is stupidity. Read the rest of this entry “
I Get to Accuse Someone Else of Racism?
July 16th, 2009
Vagina dentata? YEAH I SAID IT.
Hello, gang. Sorry I haven’t been around the last couple of days. To make up for it, I’m slaughtering a scared cow. (That is the expression, right?)
That picture of Rick Reilly should tell you… Read the rest of this entry “
I Missed You Beautiful Bastards
July 13th, 2009
Thanks to the Sports Hernia.
Hello, bitches. This is PiniellasPinata. Read the rest of this entry “
Mike Bianchi, You Are A F–king Loser
June 14th, 2009
You are not worthy to suck Nixon's cock.
I don’t read the newspaper very much anymore since they moved “The Family Circus” off the front page. But every so often, some asshole sends me something some other asshole wrote over the Internet.
And this one’s good. Oh, it’s good. Read the rest of this entry “
Listen Up, You Harvey Milk Lovers
April 14th, 2009Alright douchebags, Opening Day’s passed and my fuckin’ Cubs are rockin’ shit. I haven’t posted on this piece of shit in a while, and people need to know how great Chi-City (the good one, not the Ozzie Guillen butt-sex one) is.
My favorite dinosaur would be the MOTHERFUCKING CUBBIESAURUS which would be a Velociraptor with Carlos Zambrano’s head and Ryan Theriot’s DICK that melts all your fucking faces off, rapes your women and eats your puppy dogs and small children. Look at it in all its fucking glory:
Best. Thing. Ever.
And look FOR THE FUCKING CHICAGO CUBS TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR!
The 2009 NIT Preview: First Round, Part One
March 17th, 2009
The Niagara University Purple Eagle.
That’s the Niagara University logo. It screams “fierce.”
In our quest to bring you some of the best (read: only) NIT coverage on the Interwebnetblog, The Rookies are proud to present our first round of NIT team previews. Join us after the jump for previews of some of tonight’s competitors.
Welcome to the Thunderdome!
February 17th, 2009Whats up mofos? PiniellasPinata here, the best writer this craptastic site has got. I’d say I’m kidding, but I’m not.
Anyway, a little about me: I’m a sophomore English major at DePaul University and I love the Chicago Cubs, Pittsburgh Steelers, LA Lakers, and Detroit Red Wings, and I’ll explain more after the jump.
Also, I curse. Read the rest of this entry “
