The Rookies

The writers of The Rookies have a special chat room where we talk about many kinds of topics, ranging from boobs to purchasing lamps to the lovely way Chuck’s hair shimmers in the moonlight.

Here’s a snippet of some letters typed together to provoke laughter or shock.

Chuck Knoblockhead: So you’re not supposed to make the girl pay?
Minda: . . .
Chuck Knoblockhead: Well fuck, you say you want to be equal and then you won’t pay for 100% of the meal?
Chuck Knoblockhead: HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?
Minda: SEVENTY CENTS TO THE DOLLAR!
Chuck Knoblockhead: EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL WORK
Andy Hutchins: EQUAL SUGAR SUBSTITUTE
TheDerridaDrop: No Blood For Oil!
Andy Hutchins: Don’t Tread on Me!
TheDerridaDrop: 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
Chuck Knoblockhead: 54′ 40″ OR FIGHT
Minda: KANYE WAS FRAMED
TheDerridaDrop: I LIKE IKE
Chuck Knoblockhead: WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Andy Hutchins: MILLIONS FOR DEFENSE, BUT NOT ONE CENT FOR THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE IF THEY HIRE MARIOTTI
TheDerridaDrop: THE NARD DOG
Chuck Knoblockhead: THE NARD DOG
Chuck Knoblockhead: ROAD TRIP!
TheDerridaDrop: I’m so scared from all the yelling