Last Call: Backs Against the Wall
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An up and down day yesterday for Philadelphia has made for a rough Monday, but nothing like Miranda stopping by to cheer us up. The Eagles destructed the Giants, but alas, the Yankees prevailed over the ever-reliable Brad Lidge. Game 5 of the World Series is tonight, with Cliff Lee taking the mound against A.J. Burnett to keep the Phillies alive. So let all the Phillies fans and Yankees haters pray together tonight for a Phillies victory. No fucking way I want to see the A-Rod’s centaur ass jumping around for joy in Philly. Now on to the jams…
Song of the Night: New York won the weekend over Philly by a 2-1.5 margin (the Sixers winning over the Knicks in a game where they blew a 23 point lead is only deserving of half a point), so we turn to Nasty Nas for the song of the night. After putting the Phillies on the brink, the “World is Yours” for the Yanks.
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The Pub was able to lure Daulerio into an interview with blow and frogs.
Maury helped me a great deal in getting over the pain of the weekend.
The Flyers are scouting Peter Forsberg. Again. I guess it’s that time of the year again.
Ovechkin is officially bigger than the NHL.
When a 30-6 win sucks.
Topic of Discussion:
What was the best slutty costume you saw on Halloween? And if you were too drunk to remember, I commend you.
Let’s go Phils! I’m stuck at work!
And halloween – a girl at the part went as a drug addicted dorothy. it was not slutty, but priceless.
You dick! I was going to be first!
I assume Wizard of Oz Dorothy? Interesting.
Does anyone give the kids candy? If I’m home I turn off all the lights so they will think the house is empty and leave me alone.
I had candy, but my son like to pass it out, so I just sit there and watch him take care of giving it out.
In my neighborhood there aren’t many trick-or-treaters, probably because we’re in the city and people get shot and stabbed at night here.
This isn’t the first time of late that you’ve had Miranda as the eye candy. For that, good sir, I commend you.
How’d the mini-marathon go?
Mini? Come on now, be kind. Though that’s not as bad as what my lab professor said when I told him I ran a half-marathon:
“That’s great about the marathon. Why didn’t you finish?”
I did kick ass, though, beat my goal time by 12 minutes. And then, drank countless wine and beer. Great day.
Congratulations indeed.
Thanks man.
@Rob in WI – I was just giving you trouble, no offense taken.
Later, people…
There’s another damn mouse in the house. He better make peace with God now because by morning he will cease to exist. MWAAAHAAAAAHAAA!!!
Hey, for those of you on Twitter, check out Gourmet Spud…
http://twitter.com/GourmetSpud
Seriously, is there an entire comedy team behind the character Gourmet Spud? This man is truly a comedic genius.
Don’t forget how versatile he is; he has got a new hat for every situation.
I must say that I’m surprised at the Atlanta turn around – even the fact that both New Orleans and them are probably going to give a class game. I love the NFL.
I’d be shocked if this game isn’t in the 40s.
Last Call confuses me today chirrens, so I will say hi to all you fuck lizards on both sites.
I saw some drunk-ass chick in a Mad Hatter costume this weekend. But of course they automatically make all girl costumes slutty, and she bought one w/ skirt so short you could alllllmost see the XXXL tag on her thong. Ugh.
Me, I wanted to go as the scariest, most deadly thing I could think of. So I dressed up like a Chicago Public School.
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