Last Call: Wake Up Drunk, Go to Sleep F’d Up
Alessandra, Welcome to Last Call
On a cold and rainy day, what better than Alessandra Ambrosio in a swimsuit to warm you up an get you ready for the weekend? We have a pretty serious sports weekend coming up, so let’s get to the previewing.
In the most important games of the weekend, we have the Yankees and Angels returning to the Bronx, fighting for the right to face the Phillies in the World Series. The Angels were able to extend the series thanks to the superb combination of timely hitting, Girardi’s terrible bullpen management, and Brian Fuentes keeping his shit together long enough to get the save. Saturday night we get the great pitching match-up of Joe Saunders and Andy Pettitte. I see Pettitte getting his record 16th postseason win as the Yanks win a tight one for the AL Pennant.
As for tomorrow and college football, we have a couple good match-ups. BYU hosting undefeated TCU is the standout game, as a TCU win gets them a whole lot closer to a BCS berth and greatly adding to the BCS clusterfuck. TCU gets the win on the road as Max Hall get buried. As for some of the other good games, I for some reason like my Wolverines to upset Penn St. at home, and Iowa and Texas to hold up surprisingly close upset efforts from MSU and Mizzou respectively.
As for the best NFL games of Sunday, Vikings @ Steelers and Bears @ Bengals are tops. I like the road teams taking the wins. Now on to…
Song of the Night: Wiz Khalifa has my favorite new song right now with this sick song featuring Aussie duo Empire of the Sun. Let us all “Wake up drunk go to sleep fucked up” this weekend.
Links:
Rock on Bill Simmons starting the revolution.
Chris Kluwe: NFL Punter, Vikings player, budding rock star?
Chuck’s got Michael Jordan explaining his views on the existence of God.
Mike Vick is apparently buying dog food at a CVS. Shakey races down to turn in his resume.
Bonus Song of the Night: I’ve got pretty high standards for songs about Philadelphia (step it up, Neil Young), but this remix of Jay-Z’s Empire State of Mind is a pretty damn good ode to Philly.
Topic of Discussion:
After witnessing the female that Steve Phillips chose to have an affair with, what possibly could have enticed him into such debauchery? I’d like to imagine it was a shared affection for aging ineffective veterans.
Have a good weekend people.
WTF? No baseball, no basketball that matters, can’t get hockey… am I supposed to fucking work all night?
Bull. Shit.
Magic’s, wherever you are, your willingness to be roasted last night just adds to your growing legendary status. &1.
I thought Steve Phillips’, um, “beau” simply exemplified his affection for aging ineffective veterans. Did I miss something?
what up bitches? Wait, where is everybody?
Out at the bar for chicks with Steve Phillips.
trolling for chicks with Steve Phillips. (dumbass)
It’s okay, I understood. *cough* I mean dumbass
Maybe if I talk to myself somebody else will just show up?
The Rookies are all grounded for putting up that picture.
Their mom is such a bitch sometimes. She doesn’t even have coke.
I heard Magic’s mom has coke and loves to blow.
I thought she blew for Coke, but maybe that was just for me.
this place is emptier than the minority table at the Republican convention.
This place has a bigger echo than Magic’s Johnson’s asshole
I cannot believe that he abused that poor donkey like that. Just sick.
I know, but you just couldn’t tear your eyes of the situation. It’s like the whole 2 girls one garbage can fiasco all over again.
Where the fuck were you asshats 2 hours ago when I needed to kill time at work?
Grrrr. At least there’s college football tomorrow.
Sorry Rob, I was at work before getting sent home for dissent
For dissent? Outstanding. I shoukd try that sometime.
Haha, I didn’t even get a chance to say something. Boss lady made the dumbest statement of all time, and I gave her a look, and bam home time.
Those are always good. More often than not, in that situation, when the boss(s) say something stupid, I’ve found the more lasting thing to do is to get up and walk away. You don’t get asked to meetings, and they only come to you with problems you can solve, or for reasons their ideas blow.
I didn’t have a chance to walk away. I made the “Oh. My. God.” face and turned around, and that was that. I got sent home.
I’ve done many a facepalm at certain directions and stupidity. I’ve gotten the “look” too… never been sent home, but did once get the “need you on board with this” speech. I told them I needed more money. That changed the subject quick.
Well must be nice, cause I am still at work. IT SUCKS.
Unless I go and rob a bank, it’s not quite so nice. How’s about that local sports team eh?
It’s not so much that robbing the bank is bad, it’s the getting caught shit that sucks.
they say 1in4 get away with it, but usually they don’t make off with a bunch of money.
Go rob an american bank. It’ll be like robbing 1.5 canadian banks.
haha, bravo
i know a cop who told me it’s more like 80% get away with it, but you are right, they get like 7,000-10,000, not really worth it.