Last Call: Get F–king Hype

As I write this, the Philadelphia Phillies are playing the Colorado Rockies to clinch a berth in the NLCS. Since the other three Divisional Series sucked, come watch an actual competitive series. For those of you who are communists and don’t like baseball, we also have a Monday Night Football game tonight, with the New York Jets taking on Miami Dolphins. Let’s see how much gloating/misery Braylon Edwards causes Jets fans tonight. Keeping it short cause I’m watching the Fightin’s, but come on by and enjoy the night with us. Even if you’re a Yankees fan, although I can’t promise Chuck and TDD won’t threaten you with bodily harm.
What’s up bitches?
I guess I’m a communist.
Allow me to beat Chuck and TDD to the punch.
I WANT TO STAB A YANKEE FAN WITH A BRICK!
Aloha, all.
I wouldn’t go into a stabbing fight with a brick… especially against a New Yorker… just like a Minnesotan, bringing a brick to a knife fight.
I could always ask the Yankee fan to spell “brick” and use the time it took him to do so to legally obtain a handgun, including the mandatory waiting period.
Hey man, you’ve still got the Vikings and the Wild. Is that any consolation?
I’ve also got Gopher football, Gopher basketball, and Gopher hockey. But the Twins losses are going to sting for a while this winter.
There’s always Liquor and Whores, my man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSKH3UZ1Uk
I really want to start watching cartoons again. What are some great modern cartoons (post-90’s, because I spent that time period baked and watched every cartoon of the era), and where would I find them on the internet? Gimp’s cool avatar brought this on.
Adult Swim.
Thank you sir.
Yeah Adult Swim has some good stuff. If you check out Hulu you should be able to get some episodes of Family Guy and American Dad, which American Dad is where the avatar came from.
birth?? you mean berth, yes?
No idea what you’re talking about…
(corrected)
The almighty Cliff Lee has been slain.
Braylon looks pretty decent so far.
Wow. Is that really Braylon Edwards?
Braylon Edwards was a nice edition to my fantasy team this week.