Last Call: Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre
Brett why did you leave us?!?!?!?!?!?
In case you haven’t heard, there’s a football game tonight involving a former Packers QB playing against his former team. No biggie, right? Tell that to the likely record television crowd watching tonight. As Favre-a-palooza reaches a fever pitch tonight, I will put forth my one hope: an actual good football game. Monday Night Football has had 3 great games so far this year, so it would really be nice if this game could live up to the hype. So go NFC North Parity!
Song of the Night: I’m vexed, fumin, I’ve had it up to here, My days of payin dues are over, acknowledge we is in there
Links:
An archived Rock-itude on the post-Favre era for Packers fans.
What we know after five weeks of college football.
A beautiful goal from Barca.
Laser Gunship Blowtorches Truck. Yup.
Minda’s in search of Ryan Shealy. Get excited.
Topic of Discussion:
How much do you hate Brett Favre?
Have a good night people.
Happy Last Call dick pickles.
Sorry to hear about work MJ. As for me, I SO do not wanna be bothered with the gym but strangely enough it’s the only place I won’t have to hear about The Big Game Tonight. Ugh, so off I go, see you later.
/where the fuck is Lawrence Taylor when you need him?
Thanks, boss. I’ve got a lot of irons in the fire already, so hopefully this won’t be a long stretch. For tonight, though, there’s massive drinking on the horizon.
That whole story is messed up. Hope you land on your feet
Fuck em. You can’t keep a good man down. And thanks.
Massive drinking on the horizon, aka Monday night.
Condolences -
There is a 1079 pound pumpkin. I’m about 87% sure I could sleep in that thing.*
*If I hollowed it out.
Also, given that comment, how obvious is it that I’m avoiding stats?
That’s just about big enough to smuggle a Nate Newton stash.
Let’s see if something got saved…
How much do I hate Bret Favre? If I played football, I would take the, fine, the season long suspension and leave my feet and lead with my helmet, just to watch him writhe in pain on the field. I would then hope that it hurt so much that he got addicted to pain meds again. That is how much I hate him.
Part of me longs for the Charles Martin hitlist
Where is the dessert? Weed always gives us dessert.
By “dessert”, you mean “Estonian prostitutes” I assume, correct?
Estonian, Thai, Jamaican…
@SF – If it’s four geriatric women getting piledriven one after the other, is it still considered a lemon party?
I dunno, perhaps it’s then called a Lime Party?
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
Damn it. That made me laugh.
Background music when I clicked that link (I shit you not):
“Boomin’ Granny” by the Beasties.
I said I need you, boomin’ Granny…
Somewhere, Blue Iris smiles down from Granny Porn Heaven.
Oh man I’m so excited a out this football game. Did you guys know that Favre had a huge game after his father died? I had no idea. Frank Gifford told me so.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG a Completion.
Well I’m an idiot. I bussed down to Boston Pizza to meet up with a friend and watch the game. Turns out life got in the way of him making it. I made the call to (hopefully) only miss the first 10 minutes or so and bus home (since I wouldn’t be able to bus home after due to the time, and it’s a 40 minute walk). I figured I could stream it since I have a pretty good internet connection. Problem is, I’m running a mac for school and I can’t get a feed working (yet). Now I’m trying to run windows on my computer and it’s slow as fuck and I still haven’t got the feed going.
I need 6 fantasy points from Rodgers, not much but I’m so nervous that he’s gonna get hurt
Thank god, there it is
I need 17 total (maybe 16? I think i have the tiebreaker). My league has 20 passing yards/1 point, 10 rushing yards/1 point, passing td=3, rushing=6. Bonus for 300 passing. So i need either 280 and a TD or 220 and 2 TD’s. I’m so nervous.
Does anyone even give a fuck if Crabtree ever plays a down in the NFL? He’s such a fucking douche. San Fran should trade him to the Lions.
Matt Millen just got a raging boner thinking about that
Does anyone even give a fuck if Crabtree ever plays a down in the NFL? He’s such a fucking douche. San Fran should trade him to the British Columbia Lions.
I like this better. No offense, CFL fans.
Andrew Bucholtz would like to have a word with you.
Crabtree going to the CFL might actually be a good thing for him – I’m assuming that he doesn’t have any other options if he wants to impress NFL teams at this point? The way he’s handling his contract holdout does him no favors with anyone…
Speaking as a B.C. Lions fan, I’d be ecstatic to have Crabtree. Regardless of how big of a douche he is, the guy can play…
Right now, he’s not playing shit except PS3.
I hope the only lasting image I have of Crabtree as a 49er is of him looking like a retard in that maskless helmet. I would embed it here, but have no idea how.
http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/michael-crabtree2.jpg
Gave up on the windows try, but eventually found a working feed on justin.tv – phew.
Aloha, fellow sad clowns.
So I just got home, and I now discover that the Vikings are wearing the throwbacks. Tremendous. This is the best news about the game I’ve been exposed to all season.
Al Harris is terrible. Is this Gruden talking? No wonder he’s not coaching anymore.
well I shouldn’t say terrible since he is good enough to be put in man a bunch, but he’s not anything special.
I just realized I’m wearing a purple shirt, good thing I’m not in public or people would mistakenly think I support assholes.
You’re not an asshole? I am. I’m wearing a white dress shirt, but I’m sporting a Vikings tie.
Well I’m an asshole, I just don’t support other assholes that aren’t me
Oh man that hurt. I don’t want to watch that again.
We’ve secretly told Jared Allen that Aaron Rodgers favors repealing the 2nd amendment. Let’s watch what happens.
Too bad that purple Jesus has the strongest hands that can’t hold on to a football. Thank god the pack’s playing a 3-4 or else that never would have happened.
I’ll try to stop now. This is my first MNF game this year and I’m almost apoplectic listening to the analysis.
It’s not your fault. ESPN “commentary” is being used as psychological warfare in Afghanistan.
It doesn’t even need to be translated. Good thing the Germans never found out, or else they could have upgraded on the V-Joke.
It’d be a little like this:
Or this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM
Christ. You think this is bad? Try listening to Rich Gannon for three fucking hours.
WSR – Exciting times with Harvin on your team
I only dare dream what it would be like with a real head coach and offensive coordinator.
He’d need strong hands like purple jesus to lift all the rings.
Brad Childress is an awful coach, i remember when he was on the Eagles staff for years. It was dumb call after dumb call. Then the Vikings GM actually hires him as a head coach?
I’m back, waiting for the stupor to set it. What did I miss?
I take that back about Harris. He just got beat by Berrian.