Ron Artest Lives a Life Stranger Than Fiction
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t. — Mark Twain
Coming to you live from a theme park in Hong Kong, the Tru Warier explains the Detroit brawl (“I wanted to beat they ass”) with a full-on re-enactment, a series of increasingly lengthy and odd interruptions for pictures with adoring fans, the phrase “bitch slap,” a logo that will haunt your soul, sound effects of all sorts, and a jellyfish t-shirt.
Ron Artest is the most interesting man in the world.
Ron Artest is the most interesting man in the world.
“His Twitter is expanding, faster than the universe. He once started a fight with 18,000 people, just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously… through his other self.”
“I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer it not be thrown in my fucking face. Stay thirsty, my friends.”
Stay meshugganah, my friends.
Ron Artest is the most interesting man in the world.
“He speaks Hood…in Klingon. He has a full-body tattoo…of himself. Instead of shaving shapes into his hair, he has hair transplanted onto his skin in shapes.”