College Football: Tradition Wins, Everyone Loses
2010: The Suckabration Begins!
It’s not official yet, but ESPN.com is reporting that a source “close to the situation” has confirmed Notre Dame vs. Army football at Yankee Stadium next year (and if ESPN.com is reporting the rumor, that means the game has actually already happened and Notre Dame has won 34-10). A group of time-travelers from 1955 are pumped for this announcement, although they wonder if the Polo Grounds were already booked or something.
Seriously, I’d call this the White Super Bowl, but I’m pretty sure that would offend white people. And the Super Bowl. That’s how atrocious this game will be: it offends nomenclature. How about the white Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl? That’s better.
As a white person, I’m offended that you would think that I would enjoy this sissy fight of a football game.