The Rookies

Andy Roddick (or Mr. Brooklyn Decker, take your pick) has been at Wimbledon and tweeting about it, which, because the media now feel a need to ask for clarification on 140-character inanities, has produced more-meta-than-meta moments like this tweet.

So, yeah, I’m thinking he might get asked about this:

I would not, uh, say this in public.

Roddick got “shart” after hearing “chillax” and asking for other slang hybrids. For those who don’t know, the Urban Dictionary defines “shart” as, well, you’ll see.

In any case, Roddick will be playing in the fourth round on Monday.

Let’s hope he doesn’t stink.