Stop the presses! Kimbo Slice trying to get back on TV!
In an effort to work on his acting chops, or his chopping acts, Kimbo Slice will appear on the upcoming season of The Ultimate Fighter. [H/T MrRedDevil]
We’ve prepared some backup plans because that will most assuredly fail in case that doesn’t work out for ole’ Kimbo.
1. Slap Chop pitchman
Before Kimbo takes over as the new Vince, the Slap Chop would be re-named the Slice and Dice, and customers would receive a new bonus gift with every order- Kimbo Slice’s Backyard Punch.
2. Contestant on “I’m a Celebrity, Get me Out of Here!”
This might result in the deaths of Spencer Pratt and/or Heidi Montag, so cross your fingers.
3. Beard Model
The fashion world has got to be only about 43 seconds away from the “Scraggly Cereal Bowl on your Chin” beard becoming the next big thing. Slice, because he is an infinitely savvy guy, is well-prepared to model this look for all the biggest designers.
Kimbo Slice models Versace...and a massive beard.
4. Professional whaler
This would also be a career-wise move for Slice, because it could easily land him on television again. Slice’s whaling boat could easily be the next big target on Animal Planet’s Whale Wars.
and now Kimbo Slice for Shamwow.
well this place took a dive after all the sheep went back to deadspin. Maybe you guys need a blazer girl??
Three words- Slice. of. Love.
Will he have to live in the house with the rest of the fighters or does he get to keep living in his SUV?
WINNAR.